nelliescoffee:

thorinobsessed:

awwww-cute:

We threw a birthday party for my friend’s dog. The other dogs invited had a blast

one of them is actually smiling

HELP

nelliescoffee:

thorinobsessed:

awwww-cute:

We threw a birthday party for my friend’s dog. The other dogs invited had a blast

one of them is actually smiling

HELP

whorville:

swasticunts:

whorville:

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

"I needed you and you needed better."

Seven words I never wanted to hear (via kennacle)

"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

(via bl-ossomed)

"

I don’t care that you got into drugs for three months straight, or how much sleep you lost in that period. I don’t care that you went home and fucked that person and woke up at 6am hating everything about yourself, or that you smoked so much you sounded as though your lungs were giving out.

You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.

You’re just human, and being human means you need to survive and you do so whichever way you deem fit, fuck everyone else.

"

"you’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness" 

WOW

(via i-want-spankings)

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

twenty2ndyear:

imgonnamakeachange:

me

Is it weird that this feels more inspirational than any real person before and afters?

itsmemacleod:

iwaslikewut:

just-for-grins:

Awww he fell asleep! 

Omg this is the cutest thing everI died

this is so cute omg

itsmemacleod:

iwaslikewut:

just-for-grins:

Awww he fell asleep! 

Omg this is the cutest thing ever
I died

this is so cute omg

daddysnaughtythings:

Hold still, princess.  Daddy’s going to make you scream.

daddysnaughtythings:

Hold still, princess.  Daddy’s going to make you scream.